Miami Beach Adult Entertainment: MAVS PLUNDER SOUTH BEACH

MIAMI – Mark Cuban and the Mavs partied so hard in South Beach – there was no alcohol, cocaine or prostitutes left!
Dirk Nowitzki, Mark Cuban, Jason Terry, Jason Kidd and other Dallas Mavericks went to Club Liv in South Beach following their win to celebrate.  They brought the Larry OâBrien NBA Championship Trophy as their plus 1. The Twitter world was immediately lit up with images of the celebration.
Lil’ Wayne joined the Mavs to really get the party started.
The Dallas Mavericks loved rubbing salt in the Miami Heatâs wounds after winning the NBA Finals in Miami.  And they had plenty of salt on hand when they were doing tequila shots off the bellies of South Beach hookers!

Mark Cuban led the celebration by introducing the 1,000 prostitutes he hired for the evening.

See the full article from “Weekly World News (satire)”

   

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