Miami Beach Strip Clubs: Party With Porn Star Cherokee D’Ass at Miami’s Take One Strip Club

January 27, 2012 - No Responses

Party With Porn Star Cherokee D’Ass at Miami’s Take One Strip Club
Listen up, all y’all porn-y playas.
Go party with sex professional, adult entrepreneur, and genuinely sweet chick Cherokee D’Ass tonight. She’ll be droppin’ her famously fat, 47-inch booty at Little Haiti’s Take One Cocktail Lounge while DJ Black Holiday cranks out the XXX soundtrack.
Now don’t feel weird about introducing yourself. Or even asking Cherokee to sign your obscenely used DVD copy of Ass Like Whoa. She’s really nice and she’ll be flattered.
Just forget about tossing out some lame line like, “Wouldn’t it be nice if all night I was in you?” That garbage don’t work, son.
Honestly, if you really wanna impress this D’Ass-tastic diva, maybe slip a $50 bill into her shiny black g-string, or even nestle your face between those fabulous cheeks, you gotta try some romance.

See the full article from “Miami New Times (blog)”

Miami Beach Strip Clubs: Ranking every city that has ever hosted a Super Bowl

January 26, 2012 - No Responses

Then comes media day on Tuesday, followed by incessant coverage of events that normally you wouldn’t care about, but are covered by reporters simply to make it seem to their bosses that they’re actually working on Super Bowl week  —so that bosses don’t wise up and decide to not fly them in until Friday night.
The media will make stories out of anything, and that includes your town. If the weather is nice and the food is good, expect rave reviews. If the weather is crappy, expect to be heavily criticized.
And that’s where this slideshow with the obscenely long intro and jokes about strippers comes in. Even though there are 31 metropolitan areas home to NFL franchises (I’m counting Oakland/San Francisco as one since it is the “Bay Area”), only 13 of them have thus far been home to Super Bowls, with that number only climbing to 15 by 2015.

See the full article from “Daily Ardmoreite”

Miami Beach Strip Clubs: Ranking Every City That Has Ever Hosted a Super Bowl

January 26, 2012 - No Responses

Then comes media day on Tuesday, followed by incessant coverage of events that normally you wouldn’t care about, but are covered by reporters simply to make it seem to their bosses that they’re actually working on Super Bowl week—so that bosses don’t wise up and decide to not fly them in until Friday night.
The media will make stories out of anything, and that includes your town. If the weather is nice and the food is good, expect rave reviews. If the weather is crappy, expect to be heavily criticized.
And that’s where this slideshow with the obscenely long intro and jokes about strippers comes in. Even though there are 31 metropolitan areas home to NFL franchises (I’m counting Oakland/San Francisco as one since it is the “Bay Area”), only 13 of them have thus far been home to Super Bowls, with that number only climbing to 15 by 2015.

See the full article from “Bleacher Report”

Miami Beach Strip Clubs: 6 Closeted Gay Cities

January 25, 2012 - No Responses

Knoxville, Tennessee. You’d never know it by their government or absurd legislature (the ‘Don’t Say Gay’ bill comes to mind that forbids the use of the word “gay” or addressing “gay” culture in elementary and middle schools) but there are places in Tennessee where being gay isn’t looked down upon. In fact, Knoxville has a host of gay bars and gay-friendly churches. It just goes to show you that where there are haters, there are subcultures to counter-balance those haters and create a welcoming environment for all.
Atlanta, Georgia. Gettin’ down in the ATL ain’t just for breeders anymore!  Called the “gay capitol of the South” Atlanta has such places as Swinging Richards, an all-male all-nude strip club. Hotlanta even incorporates school pride by having a gay sports bar called Woofs (in tribute to the University of Georgia Bulldogs). It’s not all about the men, though. There is an online community called Labrys Atlanta which focuses on culture from the lesbian point of view.

See the full article from “SouthFloridaGayNews.com”

Miami Beach Strip Clubs: Strip club’s ‘I Have a dream bash’ hardens the heart

January 22, 2012 - No Responses

In my opinion
Strip club’s ‘I Have a dream bash’ hardens the heart
By Leonard Pitts Jr. The Miami Herald
By Leonard Pitts Jr.
You might call this a requiem for reverence.
It seems that one Jeffrey Darnell Paul, a graphic artist from Miami Beach, had been tasked with creating a poster for a strip club’s so-called “I Have A Dream Bash” last week in apparent “honor” of the Martin Luther King holiday. So this genius concocts an image of the nation’s greatest human rights leader holding up a fan of $100 dollar bills like some low rent “playa” while a scantily-clad woman looks on. Paul, let the record show as African Americans duck their heads in mortification, is black.
But, though he’s the one whose transgression made national news and the one who has been fielding angry phone calls from sea to shining sea, let the record further show that he is not the only individual to use King’s image that way. A Go …

See the full article from “MiamiHerald.com”

Miami Beach Adult Entertainment: Miami Dolphins: Should Jeff Ireland Keep His Job?

January 21, 2012 - No Responses

He finally solved the problems at center with Mike Pouncey, who should be a future Pro Bowler. Clyde Gates showed promise as a return man, and has potential in the receiving game once he adjusts to the NFL. Charles Clay was an excellent late-round selection who made big contributions in his rookie season, and Jimmy Wilson showed flashes of potential to suggest he can play at a much higher level than his seventh-round selection implied.
The Daniel Thomas pick was questionable, as a second-round pick was not needed at the position; late-round or undrafted runners were succeeding in the NFL.
The Infamous Banner Marc Serota/Getty Images
While Thomas didn’t make a huge impact this year, it is certainly too early to declare him a bust. He has talent, but must be more consistent. If he is, he too could be considered a solid pick.
Miami had a good free agency and draft—not spectacular, but very solid. However, Ireland’s good personnel moves were often overlooked in favour of his errors.
Of course, he, like many others, is prone to the odd gaffe, and many fans blame him for not drafting Dez Bryant after Ireland’s ill-advised “prostitute question” to the wide receiver.

See the full article from “Bleacher Report”

Miami Beach Strip Clubs: Miami Hurricanes Football: Boosters Will Have No Contact with Athletes

January 18, 2012 - No Responses

There has been a change in Coral Gables and it involves potential recruits and current student-athletes.
According to a compliance letter that has been issued to students and student athletes, “Miami boosters may no longer provide occasional meals for the university’s athletes or host them at their homes, even though those acts are typically allowed by the NCAA.”
This all stems from the Nevin Shapiro incident, in which Shapiro alleged that he provided money to both former and current players, as well as dinners, hotel rooms and strip club escapades. 
Shapiro is a convicted ponzi schemer charged with stealing $930 million from his investors and is currently in the midst of serving a 20-year prison sentence.
Shapiro is not listed in the recent letter.
According to the newsletter, “Boosters should not provide any type of food, drink, transportation, or other extra benefits to current student-athletes.”

See the full article from “Bleacher Report”

Miami Beach Strip Clubs: Martin Luther King Jr.’s image on strip club flyer is beyond disrespectful

January 18, 2012 - No Responses

Miami Beach graphic designer Jeffrey Darnell Paul must have been asleep in class during the lesson about “there’s a time and place for everything.” While most people were honoring Martin Luther King Jr. for his historical impact on equal rights and his eloquent “I Have a Dream” speech, Paul was busy creating a flyer for a Miami strip club depicting Martin Luther King Jr. holding a wad of cash, apparently ready to “make it rain” on strippers.

Here’s a news flash Paul: Martin Luther King Jr. and strippers don’t exactly belong on the same flyer. This is not a slight towards strippers or anyone else who engages in similar activities, but the message that Martin Luther King Jr. devoted the majority of his life to should never be clouded by images of half-naked ladies. The “I Have a Dream” message symbolizes unmatched faith and belief in equal rights and justice, not a message that should be haphazardly associated with “balling”, “making it rain”, “baby got back”, or “I’m in love with a stripper.”

See the full article from “Examiner.com”

Miami Beach Strip Clubs: Strip club apologizes for using Martin Luther King Jr.’s image in flier

January 18, 2012 - No Responses

A flier promoting a Miami strip club’s “I Have a Dream Bash” featuring MLK holding wads of cash next to scantily clad women has its creator taking plenty of flak.
Miami Beach graphic designer Jeffrey Darnell Paul says he didn’t realize the flier, made for The Office strip club at 250 Northeast 183rd Street, would generate the controversy it has.
“I wasn’t trying to disrespect anybody … it wasn’t on my mind that it would escalate to something like this,” Paul told NBC Miami Monday. “It was just supposed to be a promotional thing, it wasn’t about disgracing Martin Luther King, it wasn’t about that.”
Paul, who owns and runs South Side Graphix, said he makes fliers for the club every Sunday and that he made the King flier about a week ago for the club’s promoters.

The strip club’s management sought to distance themselves from the promotional effort on Monday, however.

See the full article from “msnbc.com”

Miami Beach Strip Clubs: Miami Strip Club Sorry About Putting MLK Jr. on Its Flyer

January 17, 2012 - No Responses

Jeffrey Darnell Paul had a dream. A very, very poorly thought out dream. He dreamed that it would be totally OK to put Martin Luther King Jr.’s image on a flyer promoting a party at a Miami strip club. Turns out he was a bit surprised when most people with some common sense thought it was more of a nightmare.
Paul, a flyer designer and owner of South Side Grafix and a DJ known as Big Boy, makes flyers for The Office, a strip club at 250 Northeast 183rd Street. He was trusted to put together a graphic promoting the club’s party on Sunday night that was scheduled to end at 6 a.m. on Martin Luther King Jr. Day. This is what he came up with:

The club’s owners say that they had not seen the flyer, but don’t appear to have answers as to why they were holding an MLK party at a strip club in the first place.

See the full article from “Miami New Times (blog)”